Posted 7/31/2020 11:35 AM (GMT -6)
Guy goes to pick up his blind date, who lives near the top of a high-rise. He knocks on her door and she calls out from inside, "I'm almost ready. The door's open, come on in."
He opens the door to find a very large dog with a baleful expression standing in his way. "Oh and don't mind Killer. He's really very friendly."
Killer doesn't seem all that friendly, but the guy sidles around him and goes to the living room couch. A moment later Killer brings over a frisbee and drops it in his lap. "Oh, so you wanna play, Killer? Okay." He tosses the frisbee a few feet away; Killer brings it back.
He continues throwing the thing farther and farther, and Killer keeps bringing it back and dropping it in his lap, until on one long toss the frisbee sails out through French doors and up and over the balcony wall. Before the guy can say anything, Killer bounds out and follows it over the wall.
A moment later the woman emerges from her bedroom. Panicked, the guy looks at his watch and says something about not missing their dinner reservation. Out they go.
The dinner is going very well and they're getting along famously. But then over dessert the woman says, "I'm so silly! I forgot to ask you about Killer. How did you boys get along?"
He replies, "Well, to the tell you the truth, when we left he was looking a little depressed..."