I appreciate all the jokes and sayings, but for me it has been depressing as a man to have to sit down and pee or dribble all over myself and I almost can't find my little guy. looking in a mirror it looks like a inner belly button.
Three serious suggestions, Steve:
(1) Penis pump. It's a goofy device, but it helps. Several companies make them. They run about
$300, if memory serves me right.
(2) Cialis or Viagra. For me, Cialis is miraculous and Viagra does nothing, but for some guys it's opposite. Try both and see what works best for you. Cialis is longer-lasting. Generics make them affordable, even if insurance won't cover them.
With both the pump and the pills, you're looking to engorge the penis with blood in order to stretch out the tissues and have a residual effect of getting your turtle to stick his neck out a bit for other uses than sex.
(3) Talk with a urologist about
Hoping you get some positive results. The psychological effects are real and should be addressed.