I delight in humor that arises from our use of language.
Waiter: "Did you want some dessert?"
Customer: "I still do."
"I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it."
(Attributed to Groucho, but see this
This one arises from a difference in A.E. and B.E. usage:
American woman: "Do you have children?"
British woman: "Occasionally "
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