True Blue Friends Forever
Frank Sam and Sam Frank were best of friends. They did everything together.
They were born on the same day. Lived on the same street.
They went to the same schools. Worked the same jobs.
They married sisters and both had two children, a boy and a girl.....
They died on the same day. However, Frank went UP and Sam went DOWN.
Frank gets to Heaven and St. Peter greets him: FRANK! HELLO! CONGRATULATIONS!
SMILE! You are in Heaven. You can do anything you want.
Frank replied, "Well thank you Sir but what I really want to do is hang out with my friend Sam."
St. Peter says, "NO PROBLEMA! Here's your harp, your halo, and your wings. Be back by midnight!"
Frank goes down and looks around and finds that Sam is running a Discotech. Frank walks in and Sam greets him, "Frank! Come on in! Toss your harp, halo, and wings over in the corner and lets dance and party all night!"
All too soon, as the clock begins to strike midnight, Frank grabs his halo and wings and rushes up to Heaven. St. Peter stops him at the gate and says, "Frank, aren't you forgetting something?"
Frank says, "Oh dear me. Hiccup! I left my harp in Sam Frank's Disco...."