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basa0806 Veteran Member Date Joined Feb 2005 Total Posts : 2103	Posted 1/20/2008 12:26 AM (GMT -6)
	http://www.getsilly.com/imonspcaireh.html Story of my life!!! Sam Diagnosed in September 2004 Currently on...4800mg Asacol, 25mg Elavil, Ortho Tricyclen and some immodium "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude" Maya Angelou Back to Top

jblue65 Regular Member Date Joined Jan 2008 Total Posts : 381	Posted 1/20/2008 3:13 AM (GMT -6)
	I have a friend who had really bad IBS and she was in her car trying to make it home. She was speeding, of course. So, a cop catches her speeding and puts his siren on and obviously wants her to stop. She keeps going.. since she is sooo close to home- drives up to her apt. jumps out and says, "I have to go to crap right now.. if you want to give me a ticket or arrest me, could you please wait?" She ran in the apartment. He waited and he gave her a ticket when she came back outside. The cop was understanding to a point but said that she could have caused an accident and she said, "that is what I was trying to avoid." LOL She told me this story about 16 years ago before I had experienced my illness, so I didn't really understand- God knows I understand now. I think I may get this T-shirt. Back to Top

Red_34 Forum Moderator Date Joined Apr 2004 Total Posts : 23551	Posted 1/20/2008 7:32 AM (GMT -6)
	LOL That's funny! I think the CCFA should pass those out to it's members instead of the blue wrist band! :) ^{@--->--SHERRY--<---@} ^{Moderator for Allergies/Asthma and Co-moderator for UC} ^{~Left sided Uc -'92 - Colazal (9 daily), 6mp (50-100mgs), Colocort, Prilosec, Biotin, Forvia, Pro-BioUnable to tolerate Asacol, Rowasa or Canasa} ^{~Allergies - Allegra & Singulair} ^{~Secondary Reynauds Syndrome - '04 - Norvasc}^{~Fibromyalgia - '06~No meds} ^{To help Healingwell - click here: DONATE} http://www.myspace.com/82595818 *^{"The quality of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts."}* Back to Top

jujub Forum Moderator Date Joined Mar 2003 Total Posts : 10407	Posted 1/20/2008 10:00 AM (GMT -6)
	Oh, my, I can remember months at a time when I needed one of those! Thanks for the laugh, Sam. Judy UC Forum Moderator Moderate to severe left-sided UC (21 cm) diagnosed 2001. ~~Asacol, Rowasa, Pentasa, Prednisone, Entocort, Azathioprine~~ Colazal, Remicade, Nature's Way Primadophilus Reuteri. In remission since April, 2006. Remicade has been my wonder drug. Back to Top

jano437 Veteran Member Date Joined Jul 2005 Total Posts : 1614	Posted 1/20/2008 12:46 PM (GMT -6)
	Thanks for the laugh. I needed that Janice Diagnosed July 2005 with Pancolitis Asacol 4 tabs 3 times daily Pro-Bio Forvia calcium Diosmin(for leg and vein support) http://mysite.verizon.net/vzewor6c Back to Top

basa0806 Veteran Member Date Joined Feb 2005 Total Posts : 2103	Posted 1/20/2008 4:03 PM (GMT -6)
	I personally haven't ever been in this position but now that I'm in college two hours away from home I just might :) Sam Diagnosed in September 2004 Currently on...4800mg Asacol, 25mg Elavil, Ortho Tricyclen and some immodium "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude" Maya Angelou Back to Top

Old Hat Veteran Member Date Joined Feb 2007 Total Posts : 5165	Posted 1/20/2008 9:51 PM (GMT -6)
	This item is long overdue-- thanks! Interesting that they put a fuming turd to back up the print message-- ha!!!!!! / Old Hat (nearly 30 yrs with left-sided UC ... [etc.]) Back to Top

basa0806 Veteran Member Date Joined Feb 2005 Total Posts : 2103	Posted 1/20/2008 10:35 PM (GMT -6)
	Haha fuming turd! Sam Diagnosed in September 2004 Currently on...4800mg Asacol, 25mg Elavil, Ortho Tricyclen and some immodium "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude" Maya Angelou Back to Top

Old Hat Veteran Member Date Joined Feb 2007 Total Posts : 5165	Posted 1/25/2008 7:59 PM (GMT -6)
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