Too funny...

I have a friend who had really bad IBS and she was in her car trying to make it home. She was speeding, of course. So, a cop catches her speeding and puts his siren on and obviously wants her to stop. She keeps going.. since she is sooo close to home- drives up to her apt. jumps out and says, "I have to go to crap right now.. if you want to give me a ticket or arrest me, could you please wait?" She ran in the apartment. He waited and he gave her a ticket when she came back outside.

The cop was understanding to a point but said that she could have caused an accident and she said, "that is what I was trying to avoid." LOL

She told me this story about 16 years ago before I had experienced my illness, so I didn't really understand- God knows I understand now.

I think I may get this T-shirt.

Oh, my, I can remember months at a time when I needed one of those! Thanks for the laugh, Sam.

I personally haven't ever been in this position but now that I'm in college two hours away from home I just might :)

Haha fuming turd!