Too funny...

basa0806

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Posted 1/20/2008 1:26 AM (GMT -6)

http://www.getsilly.com/imonspcaireh.html

Story of my life!!!

Sam

Diagnosed in September 2004

Currently on...4800mg Asacol, 25mg Elavil, Ortho Tricyclen and some immodium

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude"

Maya Angelou

jblue65

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Posted 1/20/2008 4:13 AM (GMT -6)

I have a friend who had really bad IBS and she was in her car trying to make it home. She was speeding, of course. So, a cop catches her speeding and puts his siren on and obviously wants her to stop. She keeps going.. since she is sooo close to home- drives up to her apt. jumps out and says, "I have to go to crap right now.. if you want to give me a ticket or arrest me, could you please wait?" She ran in the apartment. He waited and he gave her a ticket when she came back outside.

The cop was understanding to a point but said that she could have caused an accident and she said, "that is what I was trying to avoid." LOL

She told me this story about 16 years ago before I had experienced my illness, so I didn't really understand- God knows I understand now.

I think I may get this T-shirt.

Red_34

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Posted 1/20/2008 8:32 AM (GMT -6)

LOL That's funny! I think the CCFA should pass those out to it's members instead of the blue wrist band! :)

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jujub

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Posted 1/20/2008 11:00 AM (GMT -6)

Oh, my, I can remember months at a time when I needed one of those! Thanks for the laugh, Sam.

Judy

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Moderate to severe left-sided UC (21 cm) diagnosed 2001.

~~Asacol, Rowasa, Pentasa, Prednisone, Entocort, Azathioprine~~

Colazal, Remicade, Nature's Way Primadophilus Reuteri.

In remission since April, 2006. Remicade has been my wonder drug.

jano437

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Posted 1/20/2008 1:46 PM (GMT -6)

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that

Janice

Diagnosed July 2005 with Pancolitis

Asacol 4 tabs 3 times daily

Pro-Bio

Forvia

calcium

Diosmin(for leg and vein support)

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basa0806

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Posted 1/20/2008 5:03 PM (GMT -6)

I personally haven't ever been in this position but now that I'm in college two hours away from home I just might :)

Sam

Diagnosed in September 2004

Currently on...4800mg Asacol, 25mg Elavil, Ortho Tricyclen and some immodium

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude"

Maya Angelou

Old Hat

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Posted 1/20/2008 10:51 PM (GMT -6)

This item is long overdue-- thanks! Interesting that they put a fuming turd to back up the print message-- ha!!!!!! / Old Hat (nearly 30 yrs with left-sided UC ... [etc.])

basa0806

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Posted 1/20/2008 11:35 PM (GMT -6)

Haha fuming turd!

Sam

Diagnosed in September 2004

Currently on...4800mg Asacol, 25mg Elavil, Ortho Tricyclen and some immodium

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude"

Maya Angelou

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Posted 1/25/2008 8:59 PM (GMT -6)

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