HAHAHAHH I've farted three times reading this thread!!!!!!!
GUILTY!!!! I used to have terrible gassiness at work, thankfully once I got off Aciphex that got better.
However! I have my gassy days and the other day I was in the workroom area by myself at my desk and was alone, I thought!
So I let a big bustin fart out and in the reflection behind me I saw my boss approaching. I just carried on, tra la la.
LOLOLOL a few years back, I decided to buy "scent sprays" to "cover odors". So, I sprayed my apple spray and my coworker said mmm, I smell apples. HAHAH I only sprayed it when I farted. However, my other coworker hates even fresh scents and hated the smell of apples. She said I'd rather smell the farts!
Then! one day I was in the break room heating a sub and WHAMMMM I let one. I was alone, until here came the computer technician and she covered her nose and said what's that smell?
I said oh really? these sandwhiches are smelly and she said she's never had a sandwhich smell like that!
Diagnosed with Crohn's August 2006
Asthma, Rosacea, Venous Insufficiency, Malabsorption and Excessive Bile production
Questran 1 package per day
Colocort Enema 2 per day
Advair 100, 2 per day