Bumper Sticker - I'm only speeding because I have to poop

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   Posted 7/7/2008 6:02 PM (GMT -6)   
I saw this on a vechicle today!!!  I really wanted to ask them where they got it - but couldn't.  I won't put any bumper stickers on my car - but it's the thought that counts!
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   Posted 7/7/2008 6:58 PM (GMT -6)   
That is too funny! I don't think that counts as a reason to get out of a ticket, but I'd be darned sure to go to court to fight that one. tongue
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   Posted 7/7/2008 7:03 PM (GMT -6)   
OMG! I just laughed out loud!!
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   Posted 7/7/2008 8:20 PM (GMT -6)   
Actually, I HAVE gotten out of a ticket for speeding, when I explained to the doctor (very dramaticly, and maybe a little over exagerated...) that I had screaming bloody d from a condition, and that I was speeding to get to my grandmothers house and that I was about to explode, etc...  He went back to his car and then came back, told me to 'slow it down a bit' and 'God Speed, my son" and that was it!

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   Posted 7/7/2008 9:06 PM (GMT -6)   
haha that's great! My brother actually did get a ticket because he was speeding home to go poop! He didn't try to get out of it by telling the cop that...
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Diagnosed 2/29/08 with Mild Universal UC
I've had UC since 2000 but was in remission for most of those 8 years med free
Lialda Colazal & Asacol made symptoms worse, MUCH worse
Not taking any more meds for now. Trying a holistic approach.

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   Posted 7/8/2008 10:19 AM (GMT -6)   
brilliant. laughed my head off almost when i read the title of the thrread!lol:):)
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   Posted 7/8/2008 11:59 AM (GMT -6)   
I thought about that too when I got pulled over for speeding! I'm not a speeder by any means but I was pulled over on a rural highway and I was considering tell the officer that I was about to have explosive d and I was speeding to get to the gas station in town. He let me off with a warning though so I didn't have to :)
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   Posted 7/8/2008 12:16 PM (GMT -6)   
Here is a link to purchase - I hope this isn't against the rules if so sorry!!!


It is even on sale!!! and it is magnetic for you posters that don't really like bumper stickers.
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   Posted 7/8/2008 9:14 PM (GMT -6)   
That is just too darn funny, of course only us UCer's and Chronies can really appreciated it.
diagnosed with uc 27 years ago.  Enojoyed 20 year remission with just minor blips here and there (approximately 16 of those years without any meds)
In a flare for 2 very long years which Asacol didn't help at all.  Finally in remission again since Jan 2008, can't believe it..............
currently on Sulfasalazine 2 tabs 3x day. Folic acid, mesalamine enema once a week. Omega 3, Probiotics, multi vitamin, calcium supplement, Biotin....

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