Bumper Sticker - I'm only speeding because I have to poop

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dakotagirl
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   Posted 7/7/2008 4:02 PM (GMT -7)   
I saw this on a vechicle today!!!  I really wanted to ask them where they got it - but couldn't.  I won't put any bumper stickers on my car - but it's the thought that counts!
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IndianaUC
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   Posted 7/7/2008 4:58 PM (GMT -7)   
That is too funny! I don't think that counts as a reason to get out of a ticket, but I'd be darned sure to go to court to fight that one. tongue
- DXed with "left sided" UC in 1998. DXed with "proctitis" Oct. 2007
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tjf
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   Posted 7/7/2008 5:03 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG! I just laughed out loud!!
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Just here...
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   Posted 7/7/2008 6:20 PM (GMT -7)   
Actually, I HAVE gotten out of a ticket for speeding, when I explained to the doctor (very dramaticly, and maybe a little over exagerated...) that I had screaming bloody d from a condition, and that I was speeding to get to my grandmothers house and that I was about to explode, etc...  He went back to his car and then came back, told me to 'slow it down a bit' and 'God Speed, my son" and that was it!

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AMK77
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   Posted 7/7/2008 7:06 PM (GMT -7)   
haha that's great! My brother actually did get a ticket because he was speeding home to go poop! He didn't try to get out of it by telling the cop that...
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I've had UC since 2000 but was in remission for most of those 8 years med free
Lialda Colazal & Asacol made symptoms worse, MUCH worse
Not taking any more meds for now. Trying a holistic approach.


marty1976
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   Posted 7/8/2008 8:19 AM (GMT -7)   
brilliant. laughed my head off almost when i read the title of the thrread!lol:):)
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basa0806
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   Posted 7/8/2008 9:59 AM (GMT -7)   
I thought about that too when I got pulled over for speeding! I'm not a speeder by any means but I was pulled over on a rural highway and I was considering tell the officer that I was about to have explosive d and I was speeding to get to the gas station in town. He let me off with a warning though so I didn't have to :)
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Bad Gut
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   Posted 7/8/2008 10:16 AM (GMT -7)   
Here is a link to purchase - I hope this isn't against the rules if so sorry!!!

http://www.1-800-getsilly.com/imonspcaireh.html

It is even on sale!!! and it is magnetic for you posters that don't really like bumper stickers.
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munchkindd
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   Posted 7/8/2008 7:14 PM (GMT -7)   
That is just too darn funny, of course only us UCer's and Chronies can really appreciated it.
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In a flare for 2 very long years which Asacol didn't help at all.  Finally in remission again since Jan 2008, can't believe it..............
 
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