okay, just curious here... how long do you sit on the toilet for?
i just had a 40 minute episode on the can where i had 4 waves of poos, pain, cramping etc...
do you sit there for 40 minutes with your legs falling asleep and get it over with?
do you get up and then 2 minutes later sit back down for a bit, then get up and then sit back down... 4 times, to do the same amount of damage to the toilet?
(i find my little space heater and sudoku book helps me with the 40 minute episodes)