Posted 7/21/2008 5:52 AM (GMT -6)
Hopefully no one is insulted that I posted a joke on the board. We all could use something to smile about here and there, especially something we can sorta relate to!
I went into my proctologist' s office for my first rectal exam. >> His new nurse, Evelyn,took me to an examining room >> And told me to get undressed and have a seat >> Until the doctor could see me . >> She said that he would only be a few minutes. >> >> >> After putting on the gown that she gave me >> I sat down >> While waiting I observed >> That there were three items on a stand >> Next to the exam table: >> >> A Tube of K-Y jelly, >> A rubber glove >> And a beer ... >> >> When the doctor finally came in I said, >> 'Look Doc, I'm a little confused >> This is my first exam . >> I know what the K-Y is for >> And I know what the glove is for, >> >> But can you tell me what the BEER is for? >> >> >> At that, the Doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the >> door >> >> He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . >> >> darn it Evelyn !!! >> >> I said a BUTT LIGHT'