Now I have heard everything! Luxury Toilet Paper

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schrek-chewbacca hunk
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   Posted 9/15/2008 8:55 AM (GMT -6)   
Renova is a luxury toilet paper - it doesn't claim to be extra soft or comforting to the tush, just that it comes in an expensive container and has a variety of exotic colors - evidently black is the favourite.  It cost about a dollar a roll it seems.  Google it - you will be amazed.
 
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   Posted 9/15/2008 9:09 AM (GMT -6)   
luxury TP huh? lolol do they have a money print design? that would take the cake, imagine wiping your *** with money...
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Gigi1227
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   Posted 9/15/2008 9:50 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL Now I know I have heard it all! Laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes! Thanks, they say laughter is the best medicine! Just had a good dose of it!

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Beth75
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   Posted 9/15/2008 9:57 AM (GMT -6)   
at least there are no rhinestones on it!. OW!
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NuffinButtTrouble
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   Posted 9/15/2008 10:01 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL, what next?!
 
 
What's really funny is that it seems to be a big hit, their site says, "We're sorry, this product is temporarily sold out"
 
wow, people are willing to spend extra money to wipe their butts with colored toilet paper...wierd.
 
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Lonie
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   Posted 9/15/2008 10:12 AM (GMT -6)   
And it says, "No returns on this item!" Hee hee. Very funny indeed.

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pb4
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   Posted 9/15/2008 10:31 AM (GMT -6)   
Wonder if I could get mine printed with my name on it??? LOL

Actually I remember yrs ago (back in the 80's) when they came out with colored toilet paper, blue or pink and of course my mom bought it (novelty of it) and it gave all of us girls issues with yeast infections because of the dye...needless to say, I would not buy colored TP again.

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Gigi1227
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   Posted 9/15/2008 10:37 AM (GMT -6)   
Oh, I'm loving this thread! And I am like Beth75 - I too am glad they don't have rhinestones on it!

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Red_34
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   Posted 9/15/2008 11:36 AM (GMT -6)   
Hmmm but if we were to buy the red toilet paper, how would we know if we were bleeding??? I wonder if this stuff dyes your tush the color of the paper? BUT this tp is brightly colored so I guess we wouldn't have to turn on the light at night to see it eh?
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Castlefront
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   Posted 9/15/2008 11:40 AM (GMT -6)   
on now: DAMAGED CANISTER SALE 80% OFF!!

pb4: these guys have a section about safety -- " ... has been tested under dermatological and gynecological control ..."

thanks for the laugh!!

schrek-chewbacca hunk
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   Posted 9/15/2008 11:43 AM (GMT -6)   

Actually if they came out with glow in the dark...that might be a selling point for me making my way to the loo in the dead of night.  hehehe

I am with you Carol...loved the no return policy

who buys this stuff?

 

bob


Gigi1227
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   Posted 9/15/2008 11:53 AM (GMT -6)   
Someone that has more money then they know what to do with! LOL I was thinking it might be a fun Christmas present for someone!

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   Posted 9/15/2008 3:23 PM (GMT -6)   

Only the best for our bottoms!!:):):):):):):) I'm so glad to see you back Bob, you've been sorely missed.

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   Posted 9/15/2008 8:43 PM (GMT -6)   
I would have never thought of colored T-paper, But at a buck a roll couldnt afford it the way I go through the stuff. It is funny though. Glad to see your feeling better and able to get back on the old computer, as Marty said we sure missed you.
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Red_34
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   Posted 9/16/2008 5:06 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL Ok, I reread the website for this - it says that the color won't rub off on you. But can you imagine having a toilet paper that makes your tush orange, black, blue or red?? How would you explain that to your doc when you have a colonoscopy??? You probably would give the doc a heart attack if he seen your tush all black!
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Gigi1227
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   Posted 9/16/2008 5:34 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL Sherry! But then I wouldn't be surprised if our GI docs weren't surprised considering their line of work! And Bob, I am new here so I don't know you as the others do, but I am glad your back, feeling better I hope, and love your posts!

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Beth75
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   Posted 9/16/2008 11:08 AM (GMT -6)   

pb4 you are right, I remember hearing about all the problems with the pink and blue colored tp, those were to fancy for my home growing up.

How about white tp w/brown streaks on it? ewww, I am grossing myself out!


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Major Flare Sept/Oct 07
UC dx'd 03/00 (Proctosigmoiditis); Pancolitis since 09/07
Azathioprine 200mg 1xday nightly; Calcium and Vit D 500mg 3xday, Multi Vit, Folic Acid 400mg 2xday, Prilosec, Probiotics.
Minimal Change Disease (Kidney Disorder) dx'd 09/07 - partial remission since 03/08
Prednisone 5mg 1xday, Simvastatin 20mg 1xday, Diovan 160mg 2xday. Tekturna 300mg 1xday, Fosomax 70mg 1xweek. MCD may be from hypersensitivty to 5ASA drugs.  Do you have edema? If so, check your blood protien level!
 

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