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kaykay29
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   Posted 9/16/2008 10:17 PM (GMT -6)   
I can' t resist.  There are just so many things that rhyme with poo and pants.  Hope this lightens some spirits tonight!
 
Tomorrow is another day,
A formed BM I'll see I pray,
I will not poo inside my pants,
I will not do the "bathroom" dance,
I'll not resort to "buns of steel",
To keep me there behind the wheel,
I'll get to work on time you'll see,
No change of clothes for me, yipee!
 
I'll have no need to "poop and dash",
No desk drawer with an underwear stash,
No baby wipes inside my purse,
I've broken the evil squirtin' curse!
I'll run, I'll swim, I'll bike, I'll hike,
I'll eat up all the foods I like.
 
No tummy ache, no bloating, no!
No need to go and go an go,
I'll make it through the day, you'll see,
And feel just like the "good ol'" me!
 
My tummy: flat, my butt: not sore,
My GI tract purrs not roars,
Can this be?  Is this a joke?
Oh wait, (yawn), I just awoke.
 
 
 
 

Dx UC 1979 at age 14 - (I know, some kind of record)
Was Mildly Chronic (flares every couple of years) until last 2 years now Chronically Acute
Can only get about a month symptom free between flares now
Asacol, Canasa, Rowasa, Cortifoam (on Sulfasalazine for 28 years previously also Pred)
GI Doc recently told me I have "lead pipe syndrome" which is advanced scarring of colon
No surgery - multiple colonoscopies reveal uc "from rectum to appendix"
My Best Friend is My Shih Tzu/My worst enemy is uc


quincy
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   Posted 9/17/2008 3:44 AM (GMT -6)   
Good one!!! Thanks for the chuckle!
q
*Heather* Status..Asacol 6 (3 twice daily); enemas every 4th night
~diagnosed January 1989 UC (proctosigmoiditis)
~Bentylol (dicyclomine) 20mg as needed
~vitamins/minerals/supplements 
~Probiotic 4(Natural Factors Protec) bedtime + Primadophilus Reuteri Pearls occasionally
~multi-digestive enzymes as needed
~Ranitidine,Pariet (reflux);  Effexor XR 75mg(depression);  Pulmicort/Airomir (asthma)
~URSO for PSC (or PBC) 500mg X 2 daily (LFTs back to NORMAL!!)
My doc's logic.. "TREAT (FROM)BOTH ENDS"  worth it !!!
 


Red_34
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   Posted 9/17/2008 5:57 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL Nice! Did you make that up yourself?
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Gigi1227
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   Posted 9/17/2008 6:48 AM (GMT -6)   
Oh, thank you for the poem - I loved it and I laughed! If you are the arthur of this poem you truly have talent!

Gigi1227
Diagnosised 8/25/08 GRRR
Currently Flaring GRRR
 
Canasa
Asacol
Multi Enzyme
Mega Probiotic
Psyllium
Fiber Wafer
Nictotine Patch
 
 


kaykay29
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Date Joined Aug 2008
Total Posts : 28
   Posted 9/17/2008 7:56 AM (GMT -6)   
Yes, I wrote it myself. Talent? more like a twisted mind.
Dx UC 1979 at age 14 - (I know, some kind of record)
Was Mildly Chronic (flares every couple of years) until last 2 years now Chronically Acute
Can only get about a month symptom free between flares now
Asacol, Canasa, Rowasa, Cortifoam (on Sulfasalazine for 28 years previously also Pred)
GI Doc recently told me I have "lead pipe syndrome" which is advanced scarring of colon
No surgery - multiple colonoscopies reveal uc "from rectum to appendix"
My Best Friend is My Shih Tzu/My worst enemy is uc


Beth75
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   Posted 9/17/2008 9:55 AM (GMT -6)   
I laughed my bum off! (pun intended)

That was great and you are super talented!
Beth, 32 ~ hoping to taper pred successfully, wish me luck!
Major Flare Sept/Oct 07
UC dx'd 03/00 (Proctosigmoiditis); Pancolitis since 09/07
Azathioprine 200mg 1xday nightly; Calcium and Vit D 500mg 3xday, Multi Vit, Folic Acid 400mg 2xday, Prilosec, Probiotics.
Minimal Change Disease (Kidney Disorder) dx'd 09/07 - partial remission since 03/08
Prednisone 5mg 1xday, Simvastatin 20mg 1xday, Diovan 160mg 2xday. Tekturna 300mg 1xday, Fosomax 70mg 1xweek. MCD may be from hypersensitivty to 5ASA drugs.  Do you have edema? If so, check your blood protien level!
 


Lonie
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   Posted 9/17/2008 10:43 AM (GMT -6)   
Ha! That was really terrific; nice job...you are very talented. Thanks for the laugh!

Carol

Remicade - will have my 24th infusion on October 2
Vitamin B-12/Biotin, Probiotics
 
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beartooth
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   Posted 9/17/2008 11:56 AM (GMT -6)   
Awesome little ditty! It most certainly brightened my day. Thanks for helping to keep things a little lighter here!
Brandon
 
36 y.o. male
Diagnosed w/ moderate UC in May '06 - currently flaring
Asacol, Florastor, VSL#3, Wellbutrin XL, Prozac, multi-vitamin, Allegra, Lialda, Prednisone 30mg


pb4
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   Posted 9/17/2008 12:35 PM (GMT -6)   
That's definitely a keeper, glad you shared your talant LOL, the folks over at the crohn's forum would love it too if you care to share!

:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)


NuffinButtTrouble
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   Posted 9/17/2008 2:45 PM (GMT -6)   
Brilliant!!!

LOL
 
It's very well written too!
:-)  
NBT


Diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis January 2007
Meds: Mesaamaline (sp) Retention Enemas, herbal meds in the search to regain full health.


Got2Believe
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Date Joined Feb 2007
Total Posts : 436
   Posted 9/17/2008 2:55 PM (GMT -6)   
Haha that was too funny. There are too many of us that can relate to that dream during a flare. I laughed and got goose bumps for some reasan.lol.

barbl
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Date Joined Jul 2006
Total Posts : 320
   Posted 9/17/2008 2:56 PM (GMT -6)   
yeah   yeah yeah yeah
Dx'D in 1990. Remission 1991 - 1/2005
Both flares were in extremely stressful times in my life
Colonoscopy 10/2005 80% of Colon diseased, or as I like to say "Intestinely challenged"
*****9/2007 dumped my GI who I refer to as "Satan" New GI, new med TOTAL remission with in 2 weeks.
Colazal 9 capsules a day*****


kops2da
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   Posted 9/17/2008 9:17 PM (GMT -6)   

Laughter is still GREAT medicine!!

Thanks!  ElaineNY


68 yr. old granny
New diagnosed with proctosigmoiditis
canasa and proctofoam
colazal
Probiotic Align
Prilosec for GERD
Inderol for hypertension
Xanax,Lipitor, multivitamin, calcium w/D, Tylenol
Rowasa every night for now- trying Lialda starting Friday
 
 
 
 
 
 


Moo
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   Posted 9/17/2008 10:45 PM (GMT -6)   
HA-larious!!!

potty girl
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   Posted 9/18/2008 12:39 AM (GMT -6)   
that is sooooooo funny.
Rona

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nitroquick, proventol, plavix 75 mg, protonix 40 mg x 2, asacal 400mg x 9
carafate 1 gm x 4, zyrtec 10 mg, rhinocort aqua nose spray, fish oil,
potassium.


lambkins
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   Posted 9/19/2008 3:51 AM (GMT -6)   
Very good lol yeah yeah yeah
  
  Diagnosed 22.5.08 with Lft sided U/C
  Meds Predfoam 20mg 2x day stopped started Salofalk supps 1gm 26/6/08
  Mesalazine 400mg 2 tabsx2 day

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