COLONOSCOPY HUMOR! VERY FUNNY

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Michelle8871
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   Posted 10/3/2008 4:38 AM (GMT -6)   
 A LITTLE HUMOR TO GET YOU GOING ON THIS FRIDAY MORNING!
 
ENJOY....I DID! yeah yeah   yeah   yeah
 
physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all.
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there?'


Red_34
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   Posted 10/3/2008 6:10 AM (GMT -6)   
Lol too funny :)
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love4cats
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   Posted 10/3/2008 7:36 AM (GMT -6)   
OMG, I love the last one. Very funny, thanks for sharing.
 
 
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dakotagirl
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   Posted 10/3/2008 7:41 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL! I needed a laugh this morning - thanks :)
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potty girl
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   Posted 10/3/2008 11:42 AM (GMT -6)   
That is FUNNY. That last one is great.
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marty1976
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   Posted 10/3/2008 2:51 PM (GMT -6)   
Last one is brilliant
                                     keep the faith 

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schrek-chewbacca hunk
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   Posted 10/3/2008 3:49 PM (GMT -6)   

Thank you so very much - funny indeed.  I will tell my wife the last one.

 

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