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   Posted 11/5/2008 11:29 AM (GMT -6)   
Ok, so this isn't related to Uc but it COULD be  smilewinkgrin
A man goes to the doctors because he was suffering from a cold for a long time and needed relief.  The doctor gives him some pills to try.  A couple days later the man is back because the pills weren't working so the doctor gave him a shot.  A couple more days later the man goes back to the doctor because the shot didn't work either.  So the man asks the doctor what else can he do.  The doctor replied "Go home.  Take a nice warm bath.  open up all the windows and stand in front of them."  The man shouted, "But I can't do that! I will get pneumonia!"  The doctor then replied, "I know.  At least I CAN cure that!"  turn
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   Posted 11/5/2008 11:55 AM (GMT -6)   
That is the truth. lol

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   Posted 11/5/2008 1:39 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL good one!

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   Posted 11/5/2008 10:33 PM (GMT -6)   
funny but true! tongue
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