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   Posted 1/19/2009 12:02 AM (GMT -6)   
i got this from the urban dictionary. i would think it applies to a few of us on here.
blart :
A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

Proctosigmoiditis up to 25 cm
Colazal 3 caps 3 times a day
Rowasa enemas every other night / Canasa on Rowasa off nights
Celexa 20mg daily
Fish oil, milk thistle, Nature's Way Primadophilus Reuteri, Alive multivitamin, lysine, bee propolis
Spinach and sunflower seed diet

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Date Joined Dec 2008
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   Posted 1/19/2009 1:19 AM (GMT -6)   
hah, hah, hah. Blart. That's the funniest word I've heard yet. turn
Joy - 47 yrs and counting
Diagnosed w/ UC Dec 06 (also have IBS)
Currently in remission

Lexapro (for stress)
Vitamins (a whole bunch of them)
Anti-inflammatory foods: turmeric, seaweed, garlic...
Avoid: anything with high-fructose corn syrup, foods high in fructose, artificial sweeteners

UC in Memphis
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Date Joined Jan 2009
Total Posts : 67
   Posted 1/19/2009 1:31 AM (GMT -6)   
Coincides with the new movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop". lol
Male, 30
Dx:Moderate-severe UC 12/24/08
Lifelong GI issues including an intesusception at age 4
Current meds: Lialda; Prevacid; Prednisone 12/24-01/05 (40mg) 01/06-present (20mg) 
Hoping to never have to resort to rectal meds due to traumatic enemas as a child.

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Date Joined Aug 2005
Total Posts : 188
   Posted 1/19/2009 5:16 AM (GMT -6)   
Hehehe. =D
Suffered my whole life before being diagnosed. Very bitter.
Diagnosed: August 2005
Health Status: In remission for the first time! IBS, Fatigue, Muscle/Joint pain, "Random Attacks"

Currently On:
Salofalk 1500mg x 4/day
Imuran 150mg x 1/day

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Date Joined Aug 2008
Total Posts : 469
   Posted 1/19/2009 7:39 AM (GMT -6)   
Too funny! As strange as it sounds - nice to have some humor w/ this disease!

Diagnosised 8/25/08 GRRR
Started flare mid-May/feeling better but still flaring
Canasa 2x a day
Multi Enzyme
Mega Probiotic
Fiber Wafer
Nictotine Patch
Fish Oil Pill
Multi Vitamin

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