you know, like they have the chart for cats (1 human year = 15 cat yrs) and dogs (1 human yr = 10.5 dog yrs Note: It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years. The formula used is from a canine expert and is a bit more accurate. (as accurate as one can judge these things)The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.)
Cuz living with this disease sure doesn't make me feel very human so I figure they could base the chart on how old you were when you got IBD and how long you've had it for and calculate it that way.
I figure I'd be about 200 human yrs cuz there have been times when I've "looked back" and investigated and literally saw what looked like sand in the toilet.
And that's about as creative as I'll be getting this month cuz you know they say that women that are close to their monthly cycle are most creative at that time LOL.
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)