They should have a chart for "IBD years"

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pb4
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   Posted 4/19/2009 2:29 AM (GMT -6)   
you know, like they have the chart for cats (1 human year = 15 cat yrs) and dogs (1 human yr = 10.5 dog yrs  Note: It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years. The formula used is from a canine expert and is a bit more accurate. (as accurate as one can judge these things)The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.)
 
Cuz living with this disease sure doesn't make me feel very human so I figure they could base the chart on how old you were when you got IBD and how long you've had it for and calculate it that way.
 
I figure I'd be about 200 human yrs cuz there have been times when I've "looked back" and investigated and literally saw what looked like sand in the toilet.
 
And that's about as creative as I'll be getting this month cuz you know they say that women that are close to their monthly cycle are most creative at that time LOL.
 
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gurgling tummy
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   Posted 4/19/2009 3:35 AM (GMT -6)   
Good call on the chart!! I totally agree, i feel as though I have aged 10 years in the past three. But of course it won't be as bad when I win a trillion dollars in the lottery and buy my own island where I never have to get out of the lounge chair for anything because the many many beautiful men that I hire to cater to my every wish will pamper me endlessly, and I will be able to have the miracle formula that cures this DD made and you can all come visit me, I will fly you in on my private jet (G550 of course) and the cabana boys will bring us endless fru fru drinks while they fan us with palm fronds. Ahhhhh the good life.

Can you tell that it's getting close to my time too. LOL
Em
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pb4
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   Posted 4/19/2009 12:56 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL, those are some great ideas, I like them!!!!

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My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)

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