try this on one! lol
i was at the mall and of course, it hits you.... oh crap, i gotta crap and i gotta crap now! get out of my way.
so i make it to the bathroom and there is a line. well, i push my way to the front and jump into the next door that
everyone is like "hey, what are u doing", but i yell out that 'trust me, i need to be here more than you.'' followed by the noisiest smelliest dump ever. and of course, you can hear them all agreeing outside the door.
"i told you so!"
so, yes, i made it. barely. but then, the cramping gets bad and yes, i start to feel it... the stomach gurgles a bit more, the saliva starts profusely and my jaw clenches, eyes water and yep... time to puke.
so i quickly do a wipe, stand up, turn around, bend over and vomit into the bowl.
but this is not the bad bit... i start to fart a bit while vomiting. the pressure just boils outta both ends and yep, you guessed it... bloody fart poo splatter on the bathroom door sprays outta my butt. and you can hear it. omg!
im so embarrassed, but cant do anything cuz im still puking.
i finally finish, wipe off seat and sit back down.
i look up and omg! the bathroom door is covered in bloody poo splatter.
what am i going to do?
lets just say that there was no more line when i finally left the bathroom.
i limped out uncomfortably and ran away fast.
havent been back since.
and i have more stories than that. try running through a crowded restaurant holding you hand to your butt to "keep it in" sweating like a panicked pig looking for the toilet. finally finding it and not even able to close the door cuz u have to sit and go so fast. ahahhaaa
steph - 33 - female - gold coast australia - UC since 2000
was in remission until i quit smoking 5 weeks ago o.O now im flaring like a solar flare!
waiting for blood test to see if i can start imuran
mesalazine granules 3g x1 a day (much nicer than a million tablets a day)
just finished 3 months of prednisolone (worked) and now back on 40mg a day (ick)
quercertin tablets, tumeric capsules, vitamin d3, enteric coated fish oil
pre-conception vitamins and minerals (cuz we trying to make a baby)
oxycontin for pain every 4 hours. plastic bags in the loo from the involuntary puking.
i still eat what i want, when i want, if i feel like eating at all ... diet doesn't affect my UC.