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Lonie
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   Posted 6/10/2009 12:46 PM (GMT -6)   

ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SHARE SOME FUNNY STUFF!  

These are really good, some are old, but they do make you think about things differently

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Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Only in  America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
 


Only in  America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?




Carol

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quincy
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   Posted 6/10/2009 2:45 PM (GMT -6)   
How true!!!! Life is full of contradictions...lol!

Thanks for the laugh Carol.
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Red_34
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   Posted 6/10/2009 7:49 PM (GMT -6)   
I get this emailed to me guaranteed at least 3 times a year but you know what? I NEVER get tired of reading them! They are just too funny! LOL The first time I read the ATM one, I asked myself - yeah, why DO ATM machines have braille?? Do we have blind people driving? :)


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Sweetie31105
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   Posted 6/10/2009 8:02 PM (GMT -6)   
Funny! Love it!
27 year old, Married, Female.
Diagnosed with UC since March 2007

Taking Humira and Imuran since May 2007 (Currently in remission since May 2007)
Taken off Imuran 1/15/09
Only taking Humira.

Can't take Asacol, Allergic to Remicade


Zippy123
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   Posted 6/10/2009 9:10 PM (GMT -6)   
Haha! that is pretty good stuff. I'll have to watch my GF and see if she puts on her mascara with her mouth open :P

Red_34
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   Posted 6/11/2009 6:30 AM (GMT -6)   
Zippy, I have yet to see a woman who doesn't open her mouth while putting mascara on! LOL Yeah, I do it too :)
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