i am finally getting close to enjoying real living again - there are only a few real pleasures in life, and one of them has been absent for way too long !
i am speaking of that magnificent, strikingly beautiful, earth shattering, magestic, and almost orgasmic (can i say that?) ...............FART !
what a relief it is to be free - free of the fear and embarrassment of letting go only to suffer the dreaded soaked shorts - and it's always the same:
you feel it drawing near, building, you're ready, the first little toot, ok so far, and then another, lookin good, and you're thinking maybe this time i can really rip one ........ but it's not to be - the same old soul sucking ....... SPLOOSH ! anther pair of fruities bite the dust !
so for anyone who's still waiting and hoping, i can assure you, it will happen ! (but keep a spare in the trunk at all times just in case)