Stupid things you do because of potty

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Spring
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   Posted 12/6/2017 6:25 PM (GMT -7)   
Today I locked my keys in the house because I had to race inside to the toilet as I was leaving. I forgot my keys were already in my hands and not still in my purse. What things have the interuptions caused you guys to do?
36yr old mother of 3 Moderate Pancolitis 1/3/17. Hospitalized 1 week on Solumedrol, Delzicol. Apriso, pred, then switched to Balsazide Disodium 750 mg, and Uceris 9 mg 3 wks. Minor flare in August, in a more major flare since Oct 20. Acute pancreatitis from Balsalazide hosp. 2 days, starting Humira soon. Vegetarian whole life, Gluten free since 2008, dairy free

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   Posted 12/6/2017 6:33 PM (GMT -7)   
I have literally almost rolled out of a moving car. I hate when you tell someone that you need to stop and they don't take it seriously, "oh wait till you get home". Thank goodness those days are in the past. it's quite embarrassing.
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Spring
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   Posted 12/6/2017 7:11 PM (GMT -7)   
I bet.....I can so picture that!
36yr old mother of 3 Moderate Pancolitis 1/3/17. Hospitalized 1 week on Solumedrol, Delzicol. Apriso, pred, then switched to Balsazide Disodium 750 mg, and Uceris 9 mg 3 wks. Minor flare in August, in a more major flare since Oct 20. Acute pancreatitis from Balsalazide hosp. 2 days, starting Humira soon. Vegetarian whole life, Gluten free since 2008, dairy free

Derwent
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   Posted 12/7/2017 4:26 AM (GMT -7)   
Now i was in such a dash for the loo i hit my hand on a door frame broke my hand but my race to the loo carried on i just ignored my hand till i sorted out other end

TroubledTurds
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   Posted 12/7/2017 4:56 AM (GMT -7)   
trying to cheat the laws of physics by trying to run with your pants and boxers down around your ankles -
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   Posted 12/7/2017 6:14 AM (GMT -7)   
Almost stepping on my dog to get to the bathroom. Thank goodness my dog moves fast...very fast...LOL
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   Posted 12/7/2017 6:29 AM (GMT -7)   
Urgency was screaming on my drive home from the local gym, so I pulled into the grass off of the pavement while exiting a highway off-ramp in order to dash into a hidden culvert area (out of sight of traffic) and poop. One foot out of the door, car was still in Drive and NOT Park and started creeping forward (as automatic transmission cars tend to do)! Luckily was able to put it in park, and poop out of sight without two accidents that day... I could just imagine explaining to the cop or auto insurance, how my car crashed because I had to poop so badly blush
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