What we need is a lazy-boy recliner style toilet, with super comfy cushions lol.
You can get toilet seats that are padded, offer heat and/or have bidets, and other things.
I go cheap TP as well. As going through the volume of paper that I do, the plush stuff just doesn't make financial sense. I buy store brand tissue in-bulk, the biggest packs they sell lol.
Those Japanese, high-tech toilets are something else. /www.mnn.com/your-home/at-home/blogs/ladies-and-gents-the-7000-toilet
"A built-in air purifier, a warm air dryer, “Hyper Clean” surface technology, a heated seat, a sensor-controlled lid that
opens and closes automatically, a built-in speaker that plays “soothing music” (choose from classical or “relaxation sounds”), and LED lights placed inside the toilet bowl itself"