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kazygirl
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   Posted 11/18/2007 1:26 AM (GMT -7)   
Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to crap but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and crap my pants.
 
LOL
 
(i luv it!)
31 year old female - diagnosed UC in 2000
started as proctitis and now is pancolitis..this year long flare is now severe on left side only.
**3 weeks out of hospital/no colitis symptoms... normal bm's only 1x a day + no blood
50mg prednisone 1x  with lunch or breakfast
50mg imuran 1x  8pm stopped it to try and have a baby
2x 500mg mesalazine 2x day + night
VSL#3 didnt work
Aloe Elite didnt work
Budesonide 9mg day didnt work
ive lost 40+lbs and my legs look like sticks ... ewww
 


kazygirl
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   Posted 11/18/2007 5:36 AM (GMT -7)   
apologies if the language bothers anyone, but i just thought it was too funny to pass up...
31 year old female - diagnosed UC in 2000
started as proctitis and now is pancolitis..this year long flare is now severe on left side only.
**3 weeks out of hospital/no colitis symptoms... normal bm's only 1x a day + no blood
50mg prednisone 1x  with lunch or breakfast
50mg imuran 1x  8pm stopped it to try and have a baby
2x 500mg mesalazine 2x day + night
VSL#3 didnt work
Aloe Elite didnt work
Budesonide 9mg day didnt work
ive lost 40+lbs and my legs look like sticks ... ewww
 


Red_34
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   Posted 11/18/2007 7:10 AM (GMT -7)   
The language is fine and it's funny in a sort of warped kind of way! :) But boy does that hit too close to home! I think it's great that you have a great sense of humor with this disease - makes everything much more bearable don't you think?
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potty girl
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   Posted 11/18/2007 11:39 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL. thats to funny.
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pb4
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   Posted 11/18/2007 12:48 PM (GMT -7)   
so much truth to that unfortunately, I bet everyone of us can relate to it.

:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)


kazygirl
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   Posted 11/19/2007 1:15 AM (GMT -7)   
i have so many funny stories of accidents, close calls, farts and all that fun jazz~
everyone i tell my stories to tells me i should either do stand up comedy or write a book.

its best to always have a good laugh about it, otherwise we would be jumping out of our windows i think
31 year old female - diagnosed UC in 2000
started as proctitis and now is pancolitis..this year long flare is now severe on left side only.
**3 weeks out of hospital/no colitis symptoms... normal bm's only 1x a day + no blood
50mg prednisone 1x  with lunch or breakfast
50mg imuran 1x  8pm stopped it to try and have a baby
2x 500mg mesalazine 2x day + night
VSL#3 didnt work
Aloe Elite didnt work
Budesonide 9mg day didnt work
ive lost 40+lbs and my legs look like sticks ... ewww
 


SickandTiredofUC
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   Posted 11/23/2007 6:20 PM (GMT -7)   
THAT'S MY LIFE STORY!!!!!

wildfire07
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   Posted 11/24/2007 7:17 AM (GMT -7)   
You know, I've heard & read that one a thousand times in bathroom stalls, etc. But it was never as funny as it is now!!!! It just took on a whole new lite when I read it just now!!! I believe we need laughter to heal, even if/when it hurts! I tend to laugh loud & heartily as much as possible. For my spirits sake! Though, even for me (Giggles), it's just too much to laugh, and those times are ok to have too!
             
 
Diagnosed with UC Sept. 2007
Diagnosed with Degenerative Arthritis, 2006
2 asacol 3x daily for UC. 
Canasa suppositories, also 3x 1x daily, up to 3x as needed
3tsp. Donnatol every 6 hours.
1 depacote 3x daily for bipolar disorder
 


GardenerJames
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   Posted 11/24/2007 9:42 AM (GMT -7)   
HAHAHAHA!
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pb4
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   Posted 11/24/2007 10:18 AM (GMT -7)   
If we didn't laugh we'd be crying.

:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)

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