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Sideshowbob
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   Posted 12/11/2007 6:22 AM (GMT -7)   
i went to the doctors the other day and said " i have an hereditary problem,
he ask "and what would that be?"
i said "ive got diarrhea".

"diarrhea...thats not hereditary " said the doc
i said" it must be cos its in my jeans "
35 year old Male, Husband, Father of the best three kids in the universe.
First Flare was February 2005. Diagnosed June 2005-left-sided Colitis, suspect it has since spread. Started 4000 mg Oral Salofalk June 2005-stopped January 2007. Remission until November 2006. Been in a flare to various degrees since November 2006 to February 2007. Currently in remission.
Presently on 0 mg Prednisone-down from 60 mg!
Weekly 4000 mg Salofalk enemas.
Daily 4000 mg Salofalk oral.
Started Omeprazole 20 mg February 2007.
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Red_34
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   Posted 12/11/2007 7:36 AM (GMT -7)   
Har har har! lol
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Lonie
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   Posted 12/11/2007 7:42 AM (GMT -7)   
Ha ha, it took me a minute, but then I got it...still need more coffee. :-)

Carol

Remicade - will have my 19th infusion on December 27.
Imuran - 100 mgs....taken before bedtime
Vitamin B-12/Biotin, Probiotics

"Life is short -- make fun of it"
 
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ediekristen
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   Posted 12/11/2007 7:47 AM (GMT -7)   
Hahaha nice :) How did your doctor respond to that?
Female, 22, Ulcerative colitis (pancolitis) since 1999; GERD; gastritis; osteopenia in hip & lumbar region of spine from long term prednisone use

Current Meds:
40 mg Citalopram (for depression/social anxiety)
125mg Imuran
 
Should also be on supplements and probiotics and other UC drugs but I'm just not good at taking pills...


pb4
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Date Joined Feb 2004
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   Posted 12/11/2007 8:52 AM (GMT -7)   
eyes  Oh brother!!!

LOL!

:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)


GardenerJames
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   Posted 12/11/2007 8:59 AM (GMT -7)   
ba dum tshhh!
Current Meds www.myspace.com/gardenerjames

Asacol 4 tabs 2x daily
Forvia once a day
Probiotic twice daily
Methotrexate 3 pills once a week
Actonel once a week
Calcium supp.
Omega-3 once daily
Tenth Remicade infusion Early December


potty girl
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   Posted 12/11/2007 10:43 AM (GMT -7)   
lol
Rona

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nitroquick, proventol, plavix 75 mg, protonix 40 mg x 2, asacal 400mg x 9
carafate 1 gm x 4, zyrtec 10 mg, rhinocort aqua nose spray, fish oil,
potassium.


quincy
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   Posted 12/11/2007 12:02 PM (GMT -7)   
cute one Bob!!
*Heather*Status:mini flare June 23* 6asacol daily+ Salofalk (tapered every 4th night)
~diagnosed January 1989 UC (proctosigmoiditis)
~5ASA: Asacol + Salofalk enemas (increase for flares tapered to maintenance)
~Bentylol (dicyclomine) 20mg as needed
~vitamins/minerals 
~Probiotic 2 (Natural Factors Protec) + 1 (Primadophilus Reuteri) at bedtime
~Natural Factors Multi Digestive Enzymes with supper
~Ranitidine,Pariet (reflux) Effexor XR 75mg;  Pulmicort/Airomir (asthma)
~URSO for PSC (or PBC) 500mg X 2 daily (LFTs back to NORMAL!!)
My doc's logic.. "TREAT (FROM)BOTH ENDS"  worth it !!!


hana24
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   Posted 12/11/2007 7:05 PM (GMT -7)   
That took me like five min to get :)

Sideshowbob
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   Posted 12/11/2007 7:09 PM (GMT -7)   
I need a hobby.......
35 year old Male, Husband, Father of the best three kids in the universe.
First Flare was February 2005. Diagnosed June 2005-left-sided Colitis, suspect it has since spread. Started 4000 mg Oral Salofalk June 2005-stopped January 2007. Remission until November 2006. Been in a flare to various degrees since November 2006 to February 2007. Currently in remission.
Presently on 0 mg Prednisone-down from 60 mg!
Weekly 4000 mg Salofalk enemas.
Daily 4000 mg Salofalk oral.
Started Omeprazole 20 mg February 2007.
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pb4
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Total Posts : 20577
   Posted 12/11/2007 8:00 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL hana24 :)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)


love4cats
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Date Joined May 2007
Total Posts : 458
   Posted 12/12/2007 9:24 AM (GMT -7)   
Ha ha ha!
 
 
Dx:  2006
 
Meds:  None so far. Garlic works to ease flares. My GI laughed when I told him and said it was just coincidence.
 
Diet:  Regular fresh garlic, Biobest yogurt daily, Omega 3 supplements, very limited junk food, carbs and processed food, low fat diet.  Lots of fresh fruit and veggies (limited potatoes). 
 
Added: tumeric and probiotics.
 
 

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