Oh dm, We all go through that some time or another. I had an incident about a month ago I was in a hurry and went to McDonalds drive thru for lunch. I dont usually eat there mind you. But 2 hours later I was curled up on the bathroom floor in extreme distress. I wont go into anymore details
....My point? I learned my lesson that day...no more McDonalds.
You should give your wife a big kiss and tell her thank you for saving your life. Or at least saving you from 4 or more hours at the emergency room and a whopping bill.....
Take care