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   Posted 10/31/2008 3:51 PM (GMT -6)   

Happy Halloween

Top 10 reasons why your to old to Trick or Treat.

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only. smhair

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

I need to go get some more witches brew..................giggle.




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   Posted 10/31/2008 9:01 PM (GMT -6)   

OK, I saved you all from misery and ate all the chocolate..........joking.  Hope you had some fun today no matter where you are.


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   Posted 11/2/2008 4:10 PM (GMT -6)   
LIl sis
I just saw this now
You should have seen Cait's costume

She is going to send you pic

Ya know we are in a heavy kid area and I had 2 kids .........2 thats it

Ya spend your time telling your kids NOT to take candy from strangers and then once a year they are sent out or taken out to get candy from strangers

Or if a close community
Many are having parties now

I remember we were NOT allowed to eat anything and Mom had to check all stuff we got
Threw out apples and such...........

I know I had a very quiet Halloween..............Loves
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   Posted 11/3/2008 5:06 AM (GMT -6)   
Just read this as I have only just recovered from the Halloween weekend party! 30 slept at our house and another 10 down the road from us! We all had a great time! smilewinkgrin

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