Funny story for you all.
I was at work one day with my coworker, I'll just call her Barbie. We had just gotten some fast food and I was eating a chicken crunch wrap from Taco Bell, she had gotten food from Mcdonalds.
Me: "This would taste so MUCH better if there was beef in it. The chicken is gross."
Barbie: "Beef? Eww that's gross. I don't like beef," she says this as she takes a huge bite out of her Big Mac.
Me: "Well what do you think your Big Mac is made out of, it's beef."
Barbie: "Hamburger, HAM, duh!!!"
Me: "Well what does that mean?"
Barbie: "It's made out of pig, HAMburger," she keeps saying.
Me: "No it's beef, it comes from a cow."
Barbie: "No, it doesn't. It's made of pig."
Me and a couple coworkers: "The word hamburger is derived from Hamburgh, Germany, and it's made from cow."
Barbie: Well Barbie decides to go ask everyone in the OFFICE if she's right, because she thinks she is so right at this point that a hamburger does in fact come from a pig. When she asks everyone in the office, they look at her like she's nuts.
"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars."
DX: Panic Disorder, Depression, TMJ (Temporomandibular Joint Disorder), Chronic Migraines
RX: Ativan/Lorazapam (1 MG a day), Lexapro (15 MG a day), Tylonel for the TMJ and Migraines