In a stunning announcement, the international center for feces transportation has disclosed the ability to grow new intestines using gelatinous powder and hot fluid in a sterilized glass container! After adjusting temperatures of the mixture to about 2 degrees Celsius it was found that the substance had movement when observed in the container dubbed "jiggling". This substance can be made in various colors to match several different internal fluids including blood, bile, and waste. This ability will hopefully lesson the skepticism of other organs to accept the new intestinal structures. Roll out of this amazing discovery will be 1 year from now on April 1st 2027.